I love my daughter. We have so much fun together. I think she is the greatest girl I could wish for and I am probably the greatest dad in the universe.
See for yourself ...
This Valentine's Day dinner sucks. Over three years for a reservation, service takes forever and I'm not quite sure the food's edible. At least the chef's pretty cute.
Say hello to the Plow King. Don't worry, Eluna. There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition.