I love my daughter. We have so much fun together. I think she is the greatest girl I could wish for and I am probably the greatest dad in the universe. See for yourself ...
This Valentine's Day dinner sucks. Over three years for a reservation, service takes forever and I'm not quite sure the food's edible. At least the chef's pretty cute.
Hmm, this book says that all Fungi are edible. Some only once apparently.
Oh great! Now I'm gonna have to give her mine.
You know what they say : the hazelnut doesn't fall far from the tree.