This is not what I meant when I said you could have a pool.
This Valentine's Day dinner sucks. Over three years for a reservation, service takes forever and I'm not quite sure the food's edible. At least the chef's pretty cute.
Life is like a seesaw, it has its ups and its downs.
Say hello to the Plow King. Don't worry, Eluna. There's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition.
You must be Santa's Little Helper.
Working hard and hardly working.
Eluna started making friends with boys, so it was time to have a talk.
Martial arts training, lesson #3 : there's no such thing as a fair fight.
Martial arts training, lesson #2 : don't lose your footing.
Martial arts training, lesson #1 : always keep your guard up.
How many toddlers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hopefully just one.
Do a backflip!
What do you mean, not enough balls?
No, the heart, Eluna! THE HEART!
I know you can't read, but just follow the pictures in the book. It'll be fine.
AAAAAAH! GOD, NO! NOT AGAIN!
Now just gotta finish wrapping these last two presents and we're all done.
Hmm, this book says that all Fungi are edible. Some only once apparently.
And lastly we summon Cthulhu, to lead our armies.
Luckily, dad left the toilet seat down.
Someone's happy with her new bike.
Oh great! Now I'm gonna have to give her mine.
At least one of us is taking the gym seriously.
Dammit, Eluna! How am I supposed to work out now without a mirror?
Keep up, Eluna.
If I choose you over sleep, you must be pretty special to me.
Careful, Eluna, the floor is lava!
You know what they say : the hazelnut doesn't fall far from the tree.
Eluna's first driving lesson. Never too young to start.
Your hands may be cold, but at least my heart is warm.
And after this, we can have a nice, refreshing ice cream to cool off!
Christmas isn't about how big the tree is, or what's under it. It's about who's in it.
Daddy told me to embrace my creativity. I hope he embraces it too.
Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog.
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting, lizard's leg and owlet's wing.
Mushroom of an ancient tree, in the cauldron boil is key.
Last a charm of witchful thinking, a hell-broth boil we shall be drinking.
Teaching Eluna about hunter traps.
What hurts today makes you stronger tomorrow.
There where otherness is perceived, is only oneself.
No Eluna! Only theory, no practice!
All this learning is making my head hurt!
Wake me up when dinner's ready!
Mommy will be so surprised that I sharpened her knives for Mother's Day.
Hey Eluna, where's my hammer?
Eluna, First of Her Name, The Collector, Queen of Quarantine, Khaleesi of the Great Tee Pee, Poo-tector of the Realm, Breaker of a Good Night's Sleep and Chewer of Toy Dragons.
Of course this is perfectly safe; we've got snow tires!
Posing for a picture in mommy's hometown.
Having a friendly snowball fight with dad.
Putting the baby to bed has never been easier with the Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device!
This ninja will beat all of her enemies to a pulp.
It's so nice when they can start helping out around the house.
This is not what I meant when I told dad I wanted my face painted.
First time at the pool with dad. Sink or swim!
This book is great! I really feel like it made me a better parent.
This year, Eluna insisted on doing the pumpkin carving. Definitely the cutest pumpkin we've ever had!
I told her to be careful with that thing!
Don't worry, I've got her!
Family fun time at the local playground.
Eluna enjoying her first steam bath.